pokemon-diamond-version:

aegisaglow:

ubercharge:

i-am-emily:

ubercharge:

ubercharge:

joining the people who’ve caught mewtwo in a pokeball bless up

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how’s it feel buddy

naughty, takes plenty of siestas… that’s just a regular-ass cat

mewtwo might have the power to kill a man but it’s still a regular cat and i will give it pets and treats

bold to imply a regular cat doesn’t have the power to kill a man

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

officiallyliterallydead:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

freudiandip:

yelskamy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gromp-the-wight-eater:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Accounting for inflation, in today’s dollars it costs $0.00 to be respectful to service & retail workers

if you are rude to a barista, i will manifest in your sleep paralysis and call you a bitch

You already do that without me being an asshole

i’m crazy generous that way

This year on Christmas Eve Gaud will appear before you and t pose over your bed in order to weigh your sins

please do not

why do u hate christmas

T posing sounds more like an easter activity

holy shit i laughed so hard i dropped my bagel

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

goopy-amethyst:

gilver-tblr:

Wow the Voltron fandom really turned on the show didn’t it?

@cutestlesbian-pearl @goopy-amethyst

Voltron stabbed us in the back so we stabbed back

STABBY STAB!

p0werwordkill:

I like how Bow’s proficiencies are just a wealth of double meanings stemming from his extremely fitting name, as in he’s good with an archer’s bow, a ship’s bow, tying bows and playing instruments with bows, but also his name sounds like Beau which means “beautiful” or “handsome” and it fits him perfectly. Just???? Bow is the perfect boy.

coolcatgroup:

matissethecatto:

coolcatgroup:

jacquelynkelly:

like, reblog, or ignore this post to summon THE BOOKSHELF GOBLIN

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a benevolent yet mischievous cryptid who will spill your pepsi and yell

@matissethecatto @mostlycatsmostly

primcess’ evil twin

@matissethecatto 😂😂😂

fn-skywalker:

into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years

dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind

animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)

FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!

cryingvegetables:

gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

concept: butch elf and her femme dwarf gf

just in case any of you thought otherwise, the dwarf still has a beard and her elf gf braids flowers into it and if you disagree you’re a fool and a coward

@davidcagelesbian

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

LIKE if you would ask him whats wrong REBLOG if your would kis hiem on hre easd fhfjgn

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redldog if youwoild whadhgjh wrnog

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REBOGLE IF

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desnaa:

this whole scene was so good and wholesome